Besides the fake deserts and horrible attempts at making nutrient filled meals, the cafe is terrible! But its slightly better than dying and being sent to the ninth circle of hell, so 10/10, would recommend.

Amazing cafe! They serve high quality frozen mystery meat! The bakery attached has a beautiful arrangement of treats going from fake red velvet to muffins that are a little too salty (maybe sweat) definitely recommend.

This Cafe has massive stonks and serves the most high quality dirt. Thanks Michelle Obama!

The best cafe on the block!!! The floor is a little slippery (Probably from the childrens tears) and the air is filled with stench (Probably from the uncleaned bathrooms) but the food is cold and there is dirt in the apple juice so 5 stars.

Idk i dont buy lunch

Lm